12/3/2023 0 Comments Roadblock gi joe figure fringe![]() ![]() Tatum rivals Anne Hathaway‘s performance in Les Misérables… but only insofar as time on-screen, not in acting ability! And Willis? Once again it looks like he’s wandered onto a set as if by mistake. He looks massive in that too! What of the others? I wouldn’t write home about them to be honest. Hopefully this year’s Pain & Gain can deliver some goods for him. But he does look massive, so that’s good for him. ![]() I feel for Johnson, as again he’s in a meat-head role that requires very little acting ability. That guy has been doing a hell of a lot of shrugs down the gym. ![]() Look at his traps! (Traps are the muscles in his neck / shoulder region that make him look so massive). This guy (aka, The Rock) has packed on an immense amount of muscle. What you might not have seen before is the size of Dwayne Johnson nowadays. For everyone else? You’ve seen it all before. That’s what’s wrong with Britain! But seriously, there is enjoyment for the younger audience members. What of the families? They were sons and daughters to people! Children nowadays have no concern for the wellbeing of a family. Indeed, the children in the audience were whooping and laughing at every single Cobra member that had their rappelling cord cut in a cliff scene. What of the action? Surely there has to be some great action though right? Well… there are bangs and pops, that’s for certain. I’d fall more with the former, as opposed to the latter, that’s for sure! Some speculated it was to add a bit more Channing Tatum, as his star has risen dramatically following Magic Mike and 21 Jump Street. But a massive delay to ADD 3D screams cash grab. Now, 3D can work – I’m not the critic to tell you that I despise it. This should have been obvious when Paramount delayed the release from June 2012 to April 2013 to add 3D to it. GI Joe: Retaliation isn’t the action movie you were hoping for. There was a time where I’d always see Bruce Willis being in a film as a true positive… but this time around? Well, you’ve seen A Good Day To Die Hard haven’t you? Oh, and this time around you can add in the original Joe – Bruce Willis as the GI’s attempt to restore their good name. I honestly can’t bring myself to write an engaging plot summary, as I dreamt up more thrilling scenarios in my bath last week when I was a child. What follows is an attempt to restore their good name as US heroes and stop Cobra’s wicked plan from succeeding. Be warned.Īnyway, this time around the Joes find themselves “betrayed” as an act of “retaliation” from Cobra – their arch-nemeses. It’s another instance of him being billed ludicrously high as a draw card… you will be disappointed. I don’t feel like I’m “spoiling” anything here to say that I wouldn’t get too attached to Tatum here… his role is very similar to that of Side Effects. GI Joe: Retaliation follows on from the events of the first film, but decides to scrap the majority of the existing cast in favour of following our new group of “Joe’s”, Roadblock ( Dwayne Johnson), Duke ( Channing Tatum) and Jaye ( Adrianne Palicki), over another bombastic set of events. ![]()
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